Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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