Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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