everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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