My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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