He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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