road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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