the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
