Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
