I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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