hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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