whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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