i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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