just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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