I want to have your abortion
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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