Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
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