Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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