Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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