My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Life is so much better after having sex.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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