OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
The beer is more important than you right now.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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