Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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