physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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