So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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