Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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