DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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