Moan for me like Helen Keller
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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