I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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