But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
This is the high leading the old right now
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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