So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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