theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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