Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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