i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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