Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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