woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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