Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You're like the curious george of whores
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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