love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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