I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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