its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Mom said you looked used
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
