ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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