and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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