He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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