no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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