there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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