i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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