I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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