i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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