mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he puts the penis in happiness.
please come you make the beer taste better
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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