Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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