i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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