I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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