I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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