i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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