I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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