I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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