My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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