dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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