I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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